Mystery Guest

Upon walking into my room this evening I find that there is a very large dark insect on my headboard. As I have a phobia of bugs, I scream and the critter scuttles behind my headboard out of sight. Aj and Cj are currently armed and looking for this (what I think might be a roach). I am standing wearily outside my room as I watch Cj near my bed (where this critter may be hiding), I hear Aj reprimand Cj, "GRAB YOUR WEAPON!!" I have promised them four dollars each if they can catch and kill it. I am never sleeping in my bed again. Just want to make that clear.

** Edit: Cj has just informed me that, "This is ridiculous, I am going under the bed." I think this warrants an extra dollar for the little warrior.