Flats and Sharps and Autotune (does this make me a jerk?)

I currently attend a community college where there is karaoke going on at 11:32AM in the "Student Lobby". Everyone is sharp or flat. I blame auto-tune. Auto-tune is not real life. You cannot try to make yourself sound like the radio. Re-creating that sound with your voice is foul, foul, foul.... and damaging, damaging, damaging.... and ANNOYING, ANNOYING, ANNOYING. I wish you could hear this. No I don't, actually. No. I don't. Neither do you. #rantsofasinger PS- NO ONE SHOULD EVER "COVER" NICKI MINAJ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU